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Humor in Medicine

Explore the lighter side of Homeopathy and clinical practice...
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An old couple goes to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

"And did he?"

"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally dying of typhus.

"Don't worry, it won't happen with me, if I treat someone with pneumonia he will die with pneumonia."
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